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My paternal grandfather had one leg. My maternal grandmother had none. I've thrown up while sixty feet underwater...twice. And I like plain ice-cream cones because they remind me of communion wafers.

Posts by kellianne0073:

• March 12, 2010 You Know How It Is…

• March 12, 2010 Vintage Santa Monica Pier

• March 11, 2010 How Not To Vomit While Watching Alice In 3-D

• March 11, 2010 Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

• March 11, 2010 House Industries Eames Exhibit Opening Tonight In Santa Monica

• March 11, 2010 Larvae Tastes Like Bacon?

• March 11, 2010 Go To The Paris Flea Market At Nitespa In Venice This Saturday!

• March 11, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• March 9, 2010 First Cinespia Cemetery Screening Of 2010 Announced!

• March 8, 2010 Sometimes Revenge Is Sweet Like Honey

• March 8, 2010 This One Eats Toilet Paper And Doorknobs

• March 6, 2010 A Little Ruth Brown To Kick Off Your Rainy Day

• March 5, 2010 Alice In Tiki Drive-In Wonderland

• March 5, 2010 The Runaways Benefit Screening For The Rock n’ Roll Camp for Girls Los Angeles

• March 4, 2010 I Love Untamed Menagerie!

• March 2, 2010 Get Ready For Alice Up The Ying Yang

• March 2, 2010 Sometimes Art Makes Me Want To Eat My Eyeballs

• February 20, 2010 BYOBeehive!

• February 20, 2010 Chasing Waterfalls

• February 19, 2010 Possible Stinkers Truck Stop Remodel Spoiler Alert

• February 19, 2010 Rookie Racing Wiener Dogs Wanted

• February 19, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• February 19, 2010 My Dream Picnic Blanket

• February 18, 2010 Calling All Portlanders! N’ You Seattle Folks Too!

• February 18, 2010 DO NOT DISTURB!

• February 18, 2010 Just In Case You Gave Up Bingo For Lent

• February 18, 2010 Babe Would Have Been All Over This Buddhist Bingo

• February 18, 2010 Hide All Of Your Pencils And Champagne Glasses

• February 17, 2010 I Know (I Know) You Belong To Somebody New

• February 17, 2010 Uh-Oh. What The Fraggle Did They Do To My Bar?

• February 16, 2010 Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner At Audrey’s

• February 16, 2010 Good Goin’ Stranger!

• February 14, 2010 Do You Know Isabel Seid By Any Chance?

• February 14, 2010 Happy Heart Day From A&AP!

• February 13, 2010 They Don’t Sell Rose Flavored Ice-Cream Where I Come From

• February 13, 2010 I Break For Animal Topiaries!

• February 13, 2010 Follow Me To Green Clean Public Restrooms On The Beach

• February 12, 2010 My Little Monster

• February 12, 2010 Holy Cow In A Basket Casket!

• February 12, 2010 Drive-By

• February 11, 2010 Self-Realization Fellowship Lake Shrine

• February 11, 2010 One Day I’m Gonna Have Me A Double Cheeseburger Garden

• February 10, 2010 Cat’s Eye Cottage

• February 10, 2010 Drive-By

• February 9, 2010 If You Like Goldstar, You Will Love Groupon

• February 9, 2010 Hobo Parties Are Sooo Wrong, Yet Sooo Right!

• February 9, 2010 Cooking With Glass

• February 9, 2010 Stinkers Famous Skunk Butts Are Going On The Auction Block!

• February 8, 2010 Man Eating Desert Spider Warning!

• February 7, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• February 7, 2010 Graveyard Sledding!

• February 7, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• February 6, 2010 Big Mama Jama Hair

• February 6, 2010 Free Apples And Alligator Pears!

• February 6, 2010 Strange Fruit and She-Wolves Tonight!

• February 6, 2010 Shopping Mall of My Youth

• February 6, 2010 Alice Up The Jing Jang

• February 6, 2010 Czech Your Head

• February 6, 2010 Drive-By

• February 5, 2010 My Creepy Doll Bar

• February 5, 2010 Oh Give Me A Home, Where The Flamingo’s Roam

• February 5, 2010 A Real Bloody Valentine

• February 5, 2010 Haberdasher Heaven!

• February 4, 2010 Will Kewpie My Valentine?

• February 4, 2010 These Are A Few Of My Favorite LA Things

• February 4, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• February 4, 2010 101 Fantastic Ways To Waste Your Tax Return

• February 3, 2010 Uhh…

• February 3, 2010 Darn You Hollywood Forever!

• February 3, 2010 One For The Truckies

• February 3, 2010 I Can’t Talk To Dead People

• February 2, 2010 For the first time since I was a teenager…

• February 2, 2010 Get Yourself Over To Bahooka Ribs And Grog!

• February 2, 2010 One Person’s Trash Is Another’s Toy Kitchen-Kitchen Shelf

• February 2, 2010 Drive-By

• February 1, 2010 A Mark Ryden Tea Party

• February 1, 2010 Am I The Only One Who Thinks Of Dale Bozzio When They See Lady Gaga?

• January 30, 2010 Hot Wheels To Match My Zombie Heels!

• January 29, 2010 Green Zombie Toes

• January 29, 2010 Jason Hackenwerth At The NHM Tomorrow

• January 29, 2010 Belt Buckles From Under The Sea

• January 29, 2010 Looking Back To 1942 For My First Picnic Theme of 2010!

• January 29, 2010 Dresses, Desserts, Disneyland and Dita

• January 29, 2010 These Are A Few Of My Favorite LA Things

• January 28, 2010 A Place To Stash My Vintage Parasol Collection!

• January 24, 2010 A Pee-wee Herman Picnic!

• January 24, 2010 My Heart Belongs To Tony Duquette

• January 23, 2010 These Are A Few Of My Favorite LA Things

• January 23, 2010 Looking To Buy A Used Amusement Park Ride?

• January 23, 2010 Finger Puppet Alert! Finger Puppet Alert!

• January 23, 2010 Heidi? Is That You?

• January 23, 2010 Your Father Dressed In Drag For Our Wedding

• January 22, 2010 Doe See Doe, Rain Or Shine, Now Slap Your Pardner’ On The Behind

• January 21, 2010 I’m In The Market For A Raincape

• January 21, 2010 For The Love Of Rainboots!

• January 20, 2010 Where are you taking me sweet Valentine?

• January 20, 2010 Miss Derringer At The Troubadour!

• January 20, 2010 Tony Curtis Live At The Magic Castle!

• January 20, 2010 It’s Always Rainy In Los Angeles

• June 4, 2009 Sorry. I’m Still On My Craigslist Kick.

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